I AM COREY BOOKER!

MuppetIn the race to the bottom one Spartan stands tall. Not Muppet like in any way, he boldly stands between Trump and the prize of being the dumbest person in politics. With tears of rage and steely determination, HE IS COREY BOOKER! This fall, we get the hero we deserve.

Brought to you by the corpse of Jim Henson and the crying souls of a million dead patriots rolling over in their graves.

In theaters near you. Rated D (for dumb)

Sic Semper Tyrannis

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